Rosie O’Donnell has been dating her new girlfriend Tracy Kachtick-Anders for approximately 6-minutes (that’s around 2 years in gayelle time), and she’s already making plans to move her into her home.
Rosie O tells Oprah that as soon as she laid eyes on Tracy, her vag popped and her Home Depot credit card melted, “So she got out of the car in Miami and I was, like, zoinks, you know, because she’s absolutely gorgeous and, I don’t know, I felt like I knew her right away. It was very odd.”
When Oprah asked Rosie if she wants Tracy to live with her, Gayle King burst into tears and ran out of the studio. But they all ignored her, and Rosie answered, “Yes, as soon as we can arrange the kids’ thing where she lives in Texas, you know.”
They’re gonna need a bigger EVERYTHING, because Rosie has 4 kids and Tracy has 6. It’s like The Brady Bunch: Lesbian Edition. The Dykey Bunch! Actually, scratch that, because I think the original Brady Bunch was the lesbian version. Those were both gayelles, right?