The last time we left Joaquin Phoenix, he was looking like something you might find stuck on one of the Kardashian’s used waxing strips. And he was also doing that “rapping as performance art” thing. This was a few months ago. Well, Joaquin took a long Calgon bath and danced a beautiful dance with a BIC. Joaquin is now back to looking like the dude you used to flick your genitals to while watching Ladder 94.
Joaquin joined Liv Tyler and Noah Cyrus’ less famous sister in a promo for To Write Love on Her Arms, a suicide prevention organization.
It’s nice to see hot Joaquin again, but I’m not sure it was a good idea pairing him with Miley Cyrus. Miley’s voice makes all of us want to crawl under a bridge and live there for the rest of our days.