FYI: We’re All Stupid

January 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Last week, the 16-year-old Big Gulp of angst known as Taylor Momsen was asked if she’s planning on donating any of her eyeliner fund to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Taylor said that she wasn’t really thinking about that since she was busy with much more important things like spending hours ripping the perfect-sized holes into her fishnets and organizing her black nail polishes from blackest to blackiest. You know, stuff like that.

A bunch of hating bitches dropped a load of shit covered shit on Taylor for that statement (including this bitch right here). Well, Taylor responded on her Twitter account (via Celebitchy) with the message above.

Okay, I think we should let Taylor slide on this one and give her a hall pass so she can go to the nurse’s office to lie down. For why you ask? Because she said “I MIGHT NOT GONNA ATTEND.” I throw a party every time someone quotes Tami from the Real World by saying, “It wasn’t not funny.” And “I might not gonna attend” is the “It wasn’t not funny” of Evite responses.

That really should be an Evite response, because sometimes you are so serious that you just have to throw a “not” into it. I get it, Taylor.

UPDATE: Apparently, this isn’t NOT Taylor’s real Twitter account. Oh well. At least we got high from the power of the NOT.

Here’s Taylor dressed like my inner 16-year-old girl (that’s not a compliment) while strolling the streets of NYC. I also threw in some pictures of her ultra glamorous mother.

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