Brit Brit Gots’a Big Dick

January 22, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

If you staggered into your cubicle this morning with chunks of crust hanging off your eyelashes, the musty scent of regret (smells like pubic sweat, well drinks, and canned refried beans) on your bref and wearing whatever the dirty laundry basket happened to cough up, then let these pictures of a beautiful magnolia blossom make you feel like you just stepped out of a frosted episode of Dynasty.

To play fair, it’s not like Brit Brit is running off to meet the Quween on the Scene or anything. Brit Brit is leaving the gym. Although, you know she would wear this to meet the QUEEN OF ENGLAND, which is why she’ll always be one of my fashion icons. People of Walmart, take note.

And do you think Brit Brit even knows who the “dick” on her shirt is? She probably thinks he’s a character on Family Guy.

Tags: Beautifulest, Britney Spears, Marky Mark

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