That right there is the luckiest Jennifer Convertible in the world……
Last night in my fair Hamlet, we received a visit from an angel from heaven. The Empress of Lucite glided into town on a lucite chariot (or maybe she flew Frontier Airlines) to sign copies of her contribution to art house cinema at Rick’s Cabaret in NYC. Yes, my fellow New Yorkers, that is why all the hos on the stroll took the night off (local holiday) and why every single drugstore was sold out of Wet ‘N Wild lip liner.
Since Shauna Sand is my personal Banana Jesus, I thought about going to Rick’s to have her bless my copy of the Gone with the Wind of leaked porn tapes, but just thinking about it gave me full body palpitations. So I think it’s best if I continue to marvel at her natural beauty from afar. Okay, okay, the truth is the restraining order she has out against me still hasn’t expired.
Here’s the bubble in my lube at Rick’s last night with her ladies-in-waiting.