Senator Scott Brown’s wife giving a handjob to a sunscreen tube in an 80s music video. It looks like Shake Weight has just found its new spokeshand! – The Frisky
Since Kellan Lutz doesn’t wear shirts anyway, he’s donating them all to Haiti – Popsugar
Flaunt that cotty, Lily! Flaunt it! – Hollywood Tuna
If an ostrich got caught in a net full of shells, it would look like RiRi’s dress – Just Jared
One of Lady CaCa’s fans takes a page out of her fashion notebook by taking off his pants in public (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Your Sominex fix of the day: Whitney Port in a two-piece again – Egotastic!
Susan Powter and that hot alien from V are going to be on The Amazing Race – Towleroad
If the phone rings in the next few minutes, don’t answer it. It might be Mischa Barton calling to ask for a loan – Lainey Gossip
Pictures from Mimi’s My Super Sweet 16 concert – Holy Moly!
This is all Lady CaCa’s doing – Hollywood Rag
Winston meows us into the weekend – Cityrag
And so are the troll and the giant – Socialite Life
Briston Palin wants a piece of Levi’s Playgirl cash – Celebitchy