As soon as you finish watching this music video starring Mini Daddy and his back-up tamarindos, immediately send your complaint letters to Fat Joe, Noah Cyrus, Ritmo Latino, Aeropostale, Jon Gosselin, the Fly Girls, every sweep meet in the country and whoever invented microwave burritos. THEY ARE ALL TO BLAME FOR THIS!
The sad part is that I’m sure one of my cousins is going to play this burrito song at their backyard wedding (there’s one about every year), and I’ll be thrusting the air like Mini Daddy with no shoes on my feet and a Styrofoam plate of El Pollo Loco in my hand. Ugh. Send a complaint letter to me too. I am also to blame.
While you’re at it, also send a letter to Slaus from O Hell Nawl, because when he posted this he brought NOT THE MOMMA into it:
Separated at birth. And yes, I already know that my VIP ticket to Hell will be waiting at will call.