The Haiti Telethon Doesn’t Care About Kanye West People

January 21, 2010 / Posted by:

This Friday night, every TV network on the damn planet will air George Clooney Presents….The Haiti Telethon. If you’re a famous person who has been in a magazine at least once during the past 365 days, you will probably be a presenter or a performer on Georgie’s telethon. Well, unless your name is Kanye West, because he’s the only one on the DO NOT WANT list. This is according to Popeater anyway.

One of the telethon’s producers says that they are afraid Kanye would take the focus off the telethon by giving us another “Imma” or “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” moment. The producer went on to say, “Kayne has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it’s just not about him.

That producer bitch needs to eat a dick! Kanye West is not only about himself! Kanye has a heart that just gives gives gives. In fact, Gay Fish wouldn’t be a part of their telethon if they gave him a gift basket filled with fishsticks, because he’ll be swimming to Haiti himself to… Oh, wait. What’s that? Kanye West just announced that on Friday night he’s hosting on his blog an event called “CAPS-LOCKIN’ FOR HAITI: A Blogathon way better than George Clooney’s thing.” Oh, carry on then….

And here’s Kanye and Ambot at the Louis Vuitton men’s show in Paris yesterday. Before you start shouting about how Kanye and Ambot are evil for wearing Fluffy’s dead relatives on their bodies, watch this sermon given by our glittery savior Johnny Weir.

They are only following the gospel according to Weir.

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