Heidi Montag Is Living The Dream!

January 21, 2010 / Posted by:

Heidi Montag, delusion’s favorite spokesperson, said that she truly believes her album Superficial is destined to become the next Thriller. According to Wikipedia, Thriller has sold an estimated 65-100 million copies worldwide. Well, Heidi only has only 64,999,342 copies to go before she touches Michael Jackson’s pinky toe, because UsWeekly says her album was downloaded only 658 times in one week.

For some of you this, little info is your own Shiba Inu webcam. It will turn your bitchface into a smiley face for the rest of the day. Bitch really is taking us HIGHER.

Heidi claims that she went flat broke putting her album together, because she spent almost $2 million of her own money on it. Heidi went on to queef, “The songs will make an impact in pop history.” Nielsen Soundscan reports that these historically important songs have been downloaded 6,000 times collectively.

The thing is, you know 657 of those downloads came from Spencer. The other download was made by the US military who uses it as a tool of torture.

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