Coco And The Peacock Are Fucking Done Professionally

January 21, 2010 / Posted by:

The Chin sings! The curtain is about to fall on the long drawn-out melodramatic butt opera starring Conan O’Brien and NBC. The peacock announced this morning that after a long night of negotiations (please, you know they were just passing the bong around), a divorce settlement with Conan has been reached. They will put out an official official statement later on this morning.

According to the New York Times, the agreement is worth $45 million. Conan gave up some of his own severance to his staff. In the end, Conan’s checking account will get stuffed with around $32 million. Conan’s staff will get the rest.

Per the agreement, Conan can sashay over to a new network in about 8 months. Conan’s manager issued a statement to the Wall Street Journal, and said that he can’t wait to return to late night:

“Conan was appreciative of the steps NBC made to take care of his staff and crew, and decided to supplement the severance they were getting out of his own pocket. Now he just wants to get back on the air as quickly as possible.”

Conan’s final song and dance for NBC will be this Friday. After that, Conan will be free to apply a heaping amount of SPF:Infinity onto his nalgas and spend the next few months sunning his shit.

And now, every member of the “I’m With Coco” movement can re-purpose their posters and get behind a REAL cause:

TRUTH!

(CoCo image via Buzzfeed)

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