STAINS Is Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2009!

January 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Spaghetti Cat’s reign as Hot Slut of the Year has come to an end. Throw him an al dente noodle for a slutty job well done. After almost 60,000 votes, STAINS has won the crown with 37% and is our new Hot Slut of the Year! STAINS hypnotic powers were strong enough to keep the magic of The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt off his back! The Three Wolf Moon got 34% of the votes, and Snooki was third with 29%.

For the second year in a row, Hot Sluts made famous by The Soup have gone on to win the top prize. So if one of your lifelong dreams is to be a Hot Slut of the Year, immediately check yourself into the nearest mental institution. But if they tell you that there’s nothing they can do for you, beg the producers of The Soup to feature you on their show. If they agree to it (they accept bribes), there’s a 99% chance you will be Hot Slut of 2010!

In the meantime, let’s all celebrate STAINS’ win by stuffing our mouth holes with cupcakes until we fall into an open-eyed coma. Congratulations to STAINS! He will serve us well!

Oh, and STAINS, don’t get too attached to that crown. I have to return to the rental place by noon tomorrow.

Thanks to every one of you hos who voted! ‘Til next year!

(Image via STAINS Official Website)

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