Which actress isn’t really such a sweetheart? She recently shredded a pile of clothes her off-again boyfriend had left at her house and sent him a box filled with the scraps. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
YES! Reese Witherspoon is finally letting her greatest character, Vanessa Lutz from Freeway, shine through! Okay, okay, I know you’re thinking why would Reese shred Jakey’s favorite terry cloth shorty shorts (with “juicy” written on the ass) if they amicably ended their contract. Just let me have my fantasy about the return of Vanessa Lutz. “Mister, I’m a person!“
The folks who create the seating chart for the Golden Globes received a request from the team of this previous Golden Globes Award nominee/winner that she be seated as far away from another celebrity as possible at Sunday’s ceremony. Although their breakup wasn’t recent, it had been ugly, and they still typically avoid each other whenever possible. You see, although their original relationship was a setup, she thought that their relationship had gone from fake to real over time and that she was The One. She wasn’t, and she was genuinely hurt when he moved on to another fake relationship. It’s always a little funny and sad to see the fake smile she puts on whenever his name is mentioned. Then again, her entire face was oddly tight at the awards show. Snip, snip! (Blind Gossip)
Jennifer Aniston and B. Coopy? Or Cameron Diaz and Gerry Butler?
The tabloids are all in a feeding frenzy about a celebrity in sex rehab and it doesn’t involve Tiger Woods or David Duchovny. Instead this has been mostly outpatient. The actor is B+/A- list. Bigger than David. Most of the time he is in movies but he would show up on television if you are his friend. Married because if you are single you don’t really check into sex rehab. Oh, he is good looking. Child/ren. Actress wife. (CDAN)
Ben Affleck? Or Will Smith (hah)?