Afternoon Crumbs

January 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Cindy McCain STAINZIN with her eyes for the No8 Campaign – Towleroad

Miranda Kerr reads the newspaper?!?! – Egotastic!

Jessica Simpson’s bloatface – Hollywood Tuna

RiRi yodels for Haiti – Just Jared

Grab your camel toe and lead it to Ice-T and CoCo’s den of love – Cityrag

St. Angie is hot for teacher – Lainey Gossip

Revenge body is the new bikini body – Celebitchy

Lily Allen wearing a necklace made out of Siamese twin carrots (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ryan Reynolds is a walking JcPenney catalog cover – Popsugar

Over the Moon Watch (And this one hurts): David Walliams is engaged – Holy Moly!

Maybe the seven lines Mischa Barton did her in trailer had something to do with this – I’m Not Obsessed

Avatar can retire to the Tree of Souls now, because the real 3D spectacular of 2010 is about to arrive – SOW

Kim Kardassian sucks a lollipop like it’s a cock. Ya.wn. – Socialite Life

Brooke Mueller is in the hospital – ICYDK

Shocking shit (sarcasm). Nay Nay used to be a member of the OxyContin fan club – Hollywood Rag

A Sad: Jennifer Lyon from Survivor: Palau passed away at the age of 37 –UsWeekly

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