At a Golden Globes pre-party in Los Angeles on Friday night, People Magazine wanted to ask Stepford Kate a few questions about 3-year-old Suri since she’s the most famous and interesting bot in that family.
People asked Katie how Suri was doing, then they turned her around and yanked on her pull-string for the answer. Katie responded with, “She’s doing really well.” People pulled again, “She’s growing up really, really fast.” The third time they pulled on her string, Katie started sputtering the lyrics to an ABBA song (Tommy Girl’s doing), so People had to shake her a bit. Then they pulled her string again and she went on about Suri, “She is spectacular. She is magical.”
Even Suri is rolling her eyes to that as she touches up her MAC lipstick. I mean, can’t Tommy Girl update Stepford Katie’s vocabulary, so she can stop describing everything as “spectacular” and “magical.” Bitch is the Snow White of robots.
Besides, if Suri really did have magical powers, she would’ve turned her parents into a pair of Jimmy Choos by now.