But She’s Supposed To Marry Dreamboat!

January 19, 2010 / Posted by:

Kate Moss received a very special ring from her boyfriend Count Von Count on her 36th birfday in Mustique. No, he didn’t get her an extra-deep coke ring. Kate already has a jooree box full of those. Count Von Count got her a sparkly engagement ring.

A source tells the Daily Mail that Kate had no idea Count Von Count was going to propose. Kate picked out the ring in London and surprised her by flying to Mustique. The source added, “Kate was stunned, Jamie called her up and told her not to come home. He said he was flying out to Mustique. He had carefully picked a ring and chose her birthday to propose. It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good.”

The dealers are weeping this morning, because Kate and Pete Doherty were the Princess Di and Prince Charles of their time. A sad day at the crackhouse.

And while Kate was slipping on her new engagement ring, I’m sure Pete Doherty was somewhere scratching the ringworm on his groin. Star-crossed lovers forever…..

Here’s a flambeed (Jack and coke glow?) Kate Moss with her maybe fiance at the airport in London yesterday.

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