Yes, There’s A Shiba Inu 5

January 18, 2010 / Posted by:

I’ve reached a fork in the Internet road! I can either go left and forget about going outside for the next few weeks so that I can spend my every waking moment raising the new Shiba Inu webcam puppies (in my head). Or I can go right by just saying no and embracing my tar heart.

Kika, the mother of the original Shiba Inu Six, gave birth to a new litter of five on Saturday afternoon, and they have already made their debut on the webcam circuit. Just like the Shiba Inu 6, you can spend every second of the day with your eyes glued to the screen waiting for them to fart, burp, kick or piss. Who cares if your boss is about to send you to the back of the unemployment line, or if Child Protect Services is going to take your own baby away because you forgot to feed it. There are more important things. Like watching the PUPPIES make a poo. Adorable.

However, they will also leave you dead cold in a few weeks after they’ve sucked all the love out of you. They won’t even say goodbye. They’ll just stick their assholes in the camera and prance off like they don’t even know who you are! Then you’ll have to permanently attach yourself to a vodka bottle and give handjobs to strangers to mask the pain you feel inside. Actually, that sort of sounds like a party.

No, I won’t be tricked again! I’m making a right. Besides, you know how I feel about remakes.

P.S. – You know I’m lying. I’m such an easy mark.

(Thanks to Christa and everyone else who sent this in)

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