Kate Bosworth’s Life Is Still In Danger

January 18, 2010 / Posted by:

Last October when Kate Bosworth was rumored to be grinding her bones on Alexander Skarsgard’s bone, they both denied it. And even at the Golden Globes last night, ASkars still claimed his peen belonged to nobody. But Hollywood Life says they saw ASkars and Kate dry hump on each other at HBO’s GG after-party last night.

Somebody should send Kate an application for the Witness Protection Program, because she might have to go underground once the crazed fangbangers realize she might be ASkars’ regular fuck time partner. They are just like Twihards, except meatier.

This is what Hollywood Life cliams they saw with their own eyes:

The couple arrived separately to HBO’s Golden Globes fete Jan. 17 around 10:45. While Alex, 33, schmoozed and mingled, Kate, 27, stood quietly in a corner with her beau’s Blood co-star, Ryan Kwanten. But clearly, after minutes away from his lady, Alex was ready for a taste of her blood. Or her lips. Whatever.

Like the best make-out moment in any movie, the Swedish star strode up to his diminutive gal pal, put her face in his hands and gave her a longgggggggggg, slow kiss. So Hollywood! It was almost like no one else was in the room: they stood in the crowded bar area of the Beverly Hilton’s pool area kissing like the world was going to end. Hot!

We even saw some booty action: after Kate wrapped her arms around Alex, she grabbed his butt. Can’t say we blame her – it’s a great butt.

After some giggling, whispering and snuggling, the two walked off together hand in hand.

The part that bothers my nipples the most is that Kate and ASkars walked off “hand in hand.” If you were strolling next to ASkars, you’d walk hand-on-peen. Or vagina-on-peen. Or mouth-on-peen. Or anus-on-peen. Or earhole-on-peen. NOT HAND IN HAND.

Kate needs to seize every opportunity to jump on that Swedish meat……..before the fangbangers get to her.

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