Julia Roberts Was The Mimi Of The Golden Globes

January 18, 2010 / Posted by:

If you’re going to attend, watch or even think about the Golden Globes, then it’s best if you do it with the sweet nectar running through your veins. Julia Roberts knew this, so that’s why she did body shots off of herself in the limo on the way to Golden Globes. And THANK ANDRE she did.

While talking to Billy Bush on the red carpet, Julia Roberts started her drunk act by giving a shout out to Michelle Obama. I’m sure Julia also sent Michelle a Balloon-O-Gram during homeroom.

Since butt fucking NBC with a hot curling iron was the theme of the evening, Julia gave them a hard thrust when she said, “NBC, you guys are in the toilet!” HA. That drunk bitch. When Julia was slumped over the toilet at the end of the night, I hope she was polite enough to ask the peacock to move over a bit before she barfed the booze up.

And finally, Julia ended her boozy serenade by asking Billy, “Who’s Natalie?!” That was actually one of the realest things that came out of Julia’s Boones Farm-scented mouth, because I don’t think Natalie even knows who Natalie it.

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