Afternoon Crumbs

January 18, 2010 / Posted by:

Gerry Butler helps Jennifer Aniston check to make sure her labia is still there (it goes for long walks by itself sometimes) – Popsugar

Personally, I think Bill Paxton said, “Who’s Natalie?” – Lainey Gossip

Today’s life lessons brought to you by a crackwhore on MARTAFreddyO

Pour a Pintos N’ Cheese into your mouth, because Mr. Taco Bell has passed away – MSNBC

Something called a Vikki Blows isn’t wearing clothes – Egotastic!

Breaking news (sarcasm). Mo’Nique still loves fur on her stems. – ONTD

Mischa Barton training for her future career (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Michelin Man is giving AnnLynne McCord a titty exam – Just Jared

Xtina and her red lipstick must have had a fight yesterday afternoon – Hollywood Tuna

Kate Moss’ morning after is The Hoff’s afternoon snack – Cityrag

Mickey Rourke’s piece sees you, Doogie Howser Towleroad

Halle Berry’s giving us breasts – ICYDK

FINALLY! Someone with REAL talent might be a judge on American IdolI’m Not Obsessed

The dudes of the GlobesSocialite Life

Somebody turns the hose on Ke$haHoly Moly!

Taylor Swift needs more people. Preferably more people who will drag her ass away every time John Mayer comes knocking – Celebitchy

Mya tries to do her best Mariah Carey circa 1990 impression – Hollywood Rag

Kelly Kapowski’s fetus is growing – SOW

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