Johnny Weir, the crystal unicorn of the ice, has a reality show premiering on the Sundance Channel (thank you, Robert Redford) tomorrow, and it will definitely make your prostate gland tingle and twitch. And if you’re a woman, it will make you grow a prostate gland just so it can tingle and twitch to this. Now you’ll know what feeling keeps Tommy Girl up all night.
I mean, the trailer alone made my nipples secrete hummingbird juice, and that usually only happens when I switch to Mah Boo 369 from QVC’s Quacker Factory too fast.
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