Kat Von D’s Face Is Different

At last night’s Art of Elyslum’s charity gala in Los Angeles, Kat Von D crawled onto the red carpet looking like a mini-mall plastic surgeon gave her the “Prostitution Whore Special” in the face. Seriously, if you put a merkin over forehead, squint eyes and then flip your table, your computer will end up on the floor. But before it does, you’ll briefly see Danielle from the Real Housewives of New Jersey staring back at you instead of Kat Von D.

Kat’s eyebrows look like they fell in love with her hairline at first sight and are heading north to be with it. Bitch has “I Can Haz” face.

Here’s more hos who put on their artfag face last night including: MiserAlba, Rachel Bilson, Kate Bosworth, Brenda Walsh, FrankenLiza, one of those Olsen trolls, Sookeh with Beeehl, Katy Perry with Russell Brand, Dita Von Teese and Tater Head.