Hot Slut Of The Day!

No, John Leguizamo has not been giving his ass cheek a roid cocktail in the middle of the night. This is “Markus” (his peen peddling name), America’s first ever legal prostitution whore!

Starting last week, Markus is selling his dick game for $200 for 40 minutes at Nevada’s Shady Lane Ranch brothel. Details spent a little time with Markus to talk about why he decided to put his wang up for sale. Markus considers himself a true artiste (PAGING LADY CACA!!), and would rather be called a “surrogate lover” than a whore. Also, Markus isn’t offering his no-no to dudes, because although he has nothing against gays (cue the band!), he would be disrespecting the art if he went gay-for-pay.

Details should ask Markus about the gay thing again in a week when only crickets show up to his peen auction. I have a feeling they’ll find a clearance sticker one of his ass lips.

And lastly, I leave you with this quote from Markus. It’s true. Markus is the Rosa Parks of male whores. Keep your hand near the alarm, because you might need to ring it:

“It’s just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front (of the bus) instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I’m doing the same…This actually isn’t about selling my body. This is about changing social norms.”