The New Bubbly Beverage Preferred By Lambs Everywhere

January 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Mimi is capitalizing on her drunk ass speech at the Palm Springs Film Festival by putting out her own brand of sparkling butterfly piss. Somewhere The Hoff is slapping his nipples with an overcooked burger patty for not coming up with this idea first.

Just like Mimi’s music, Angel Champagne (Rose) will take you on a unicorn ride past the rainbow. But the more you ingest it, the more you’ll start to feel like you need to cut your Spanx free and hobble to the nearest bed to lay down with a warm compress on your forehead.

Source: Mimi’s Twatty via UsWeekly

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >