The New Bubbly Beverage Preferred By Lambs Everywhere

January 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Mimi is capitalizing on her drunk ass speech at the Palm Springs Film Festival by putting out her own brand of sparkling butterfly piss. Somewhere The Hoff is slapping his nipples with an overcooked burger patty for not coming up with this idea first.

Just like Mimi’s music, Angel Champagne (Rose) will take you on a unicorn ride past the rainbow. But the more you ingest it, the more you’ll start to feel like you need to cut your Spanx free and hobble to the nearest bed to lay down with a warm compress on your forehead.

Source: Mimi’s Twatty via UsWeekly

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