Dennis Hopper Somehow Found A Way To File For Divorce

January 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Dennis Hopper filed for divorce from his wife of 14 years Victoria Hopper yesterday. Victoria is Dennis’ fifth wife and they have a 6-year-old kid together. This would seem like your normal “We Hate Each Other Now” divorce story, but according to several reports, Dennis is laid up in a hospital and he isn’t doing at all. Dennis was diagnosed with prostate cancer a few months ago, and a few sources say he’s in his last days.

One of Dennis’ friends tells the Huffington Post that he isn’t there mentally due to the massive amounts of meds they have him on. But Dennis found a way to drop the big D on Victoria, because he wants to keep her hands off of his money. Dennis’ friend went on to say, “It’s truly a tragedy, and sadly its all about the money and who inherits what. This is about getting Victoria out of the will, nothing more, nothing less.

I get all my legal advice from Craigslist, so I’m sure I have no idea what I’m farting about (as usual). But wouldn’t it be easier if a lawyer-type just took a Sharpie to Victoria’s name on Dennis’ will and added the note “bitch don’t get shit“?

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