CaCa Cancels

January 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Lady CaCa had to pull out of a show at Purdue University last night, because she had the sicks in a serious way. Just a few minutes before she was supposed to take the stage, the audience was told that they were not going to get their dose of CaCa that night. Thousands of sad scat lovers had to go home empty-handed.

According to CaCa’s Tweets (via ONTD), she was told by the paramedics that her heart was doing weird shit, because she was tired and thirstay. And even though she was suffering from dehydration and exhaustion, CaCa still managed to drink ten jugs of water just so she could produce enough tears to cry cry cry for her fans. CaCa cares:

I’ve been crying for hours, I feel like I let my fans down 2nite. An hour before the show, I was feeling dizzy and having trouble breathing
about 10 hours ago from web

Paramedics came to take care of me, and told me my heart-rate was irregular– a result of exhaustion and dehydration.
about 10 hours ago from web

can’t apologize enough for how sorry I am. I could hear my fans cheering from my dressing room, I begged everyone to let me go onstage.
about 10 hours ago from web

My stage has complicated mechanical elements,everyone was concerned I’d be in danger during the 2hr show, since I had passed out earlier.
about 10 hours ago from web

I am so devastated. I have performed with the flu, a cold, strep throat: I would never cancel a show just based on discomfort.
about 10 hours ago from web

I hope you can forgive me. I love my little monsters more than anything, you are everything to me. I will make-up the performance on Jan 26.
about 10 hours ago from web

MeThinks CaCa is just taking the bullet for her hermie peen. The truth is, her peen was coughing up phlegm, because it has Balanitis. It just couldn’t spend another night holding its breath while tucked into her dark, sweaty, dingle-y ass cheeks. It’ll be as good as new as soon as it gets an OxiClean sponge bath and spends a few hours soaking in a bowl of Skin-So-Soft.

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