Is R. Kelly directing Russell Brand’s new movie? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Introducing Miss January from The First Ladies Of Crack 2010 calendar – FreddyO
Carrie Prejean’s nipple came out to praise Jesus – Egotastic!
Wait, is this supposed to be the cover of Men’s Vogue? – Lainey Gossip
Mila Kunis sits front row at every one of Professor WhoreFace’s lectures – Celebitchy
It looks like Papa Joe’s computer screen is going to get a long bath from his tongue – Hollywood Tuna
The Mr. Gay China pageant has been canceled – Towleroad
Kate Moss’ punane is practically royalty – Holy Moly!
This song is currently playing in Hell’s waiting room? – Just Jared
Precious needs to stop posing on the cover of fashion magazines and make me a plate! – Popsugar
Naomi Cambell’s got a blood diamond on her finger. And no, I’m not talking about the ring she wears when she punchs her maids in the face – Hollywood Rag
MiserAlba wearing every single ugly sweater your least favorite auntie got you for Christmas – Cityrag
BAAAAABY!!!!: Claudia Schiffer is going to have another one – I’m Not Obsessed
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