This Is Our Future, Part 6

January 14, 2010 / Posted by:

If I had kids, I would pull them out of school and teach them the lessons of Jersey Shore. I’d let Professor Situation and Professor Snooki school them on important things like what’s appropriate to wear in a hot tub full of strange men and how to spot “the grenade” in a sea of skanks. You know, shit they’ll need to know when they star in their own Vh1 series. Yes, I have high hopes for my spawn.

But you might be the kind of parent who throws your kid into a kitchen cupboard every time Jersey Shore comes on, because you don’t want to damage their brain cells just yet. Well, now you can pull them out of the cupboard and play this for them. It’s Jersey Shore Jr.!

Fist pumpin’ like toddlers! Actually, don’t say that out loud or Lindsay Lohan might do a documentary on you.

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