Open Post: Hosted By General Larry Platt

January 14, 2010 / Posted by:

If you watched American Idol last night, then there’s a good chance that you hummed “Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground” this morning while you firmly cinched your belt. Because when the General gives you an order, you take it!

Proving that pepaws always do it better, 62-year-old General Larry Platt earned a golden ticket to our hearts last night by giving us the gift of his song “Pants on the Ground.” I immediately signed up for the General’s army as soon as he brought James Brown into it by busting into the splits.

Unfortunately, because of Idol’s stupid age limit rule, the General didn’t make it to Hollywood. They should send his ass anyway to keep all those young hos in check.

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