When Kate Gosselin’s twin daughters, Cara and Mady, got a good look at their mother’s Chapter 11 weave, they echoed your statement by screaming, “EWWWW!” I think it’s safe to rule that “EWWWW!!” is the world’s official statement for everything Kate does.
After Kate’s daughters laughed in her face, she apparently went to her room to cry it out. This is what a source tells UsWeekly anyway. The source also claims that Kate pretty much agrees with her daughter and the rest of us. The source said, “She hates it! She thinks her hair looks overprocessed and damaged. She’s afraid people will think she’s one of Tiger Woods’ bimbos!”
Now that she mentions it, she kind of does look like one of Tiger’s hos……after getting mauled by a pack of raccoons during Ambien sex gone terribly wrong.
Even though Kate’s daughters throw raw eggs at her $6,500 weave at the breakfast table, she’s still trying to make it work. Kate brought a professional in to help style her weave, “Kate has been trying different things, from headbands to ponytails to a Farrah Fawcett–style ‘do. She’s just not sure what she wants.”
More like Farrah Fawcett’s doo doo. The best thing for Kate to do is to gently cut the weave out and donate it to the Skanks In Need Of Weaves Fund.
It’s probably not fun when Kate’s rabid possum nips at her scalp and scratches at her weave to get it off. The weave is more trouble than it’s worth. There’s easier ways to make yourself look like a complete asshole. Kate should just ask Jon Grosselin!
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