Juicy Delicious Busted!

Joe “Juicy Delicious” Giudice, the husband of Teresa from The Real Mobwives of New Jersey, was arrested early this morning in NJ. And surprisingly, Juicy Delicious was not arrested for burying a bag of human remains in the middle of a corn field. No, Juicy Delicious got busted for driving under the influence.

TMZ says that Juicy Delicious crashed into a pole at 1:47 this morning in Montville. He was shuttled off to the nearest hospital, where a blood sample was taken. The nurses must have rejected Juicy Delicious’ offer to buy them a new Buick if they lose the results, because they turned that shit over to the police. He was charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, careless driving, and failure to maintain a traffic lane.

And stroke your hairlines, because it gets better! Juicy had a few outstanding warrants in Clifton for city ordinance violations, so the cops from Montville handed him over. Juicy posted $2,625 bond this morning and was released.

GORILLA HEAD IS GOING TO ROOOOOAR TODAY. She can’t buy new outfits for her gremlins this week, because she had to use the cash to get her husband out of the clink.

I bet when Gorilla Head got home after bailing her husband out, there was not one table in that place. They hobbled out of there together, because they are not about to get flipped.