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January 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Dillie the Linguine Deer, Spaghetti Cat’s future dinner date!

Veterinarian Melanie Butera of Ohio took Dillie in when she was just 3-days-old after her drunk slut mother wasn’t feeling her ass. Instead of taking care of her baby, Dillie’s mother wanted to spend her nights sniffing ass and snorting dandelions.

Melanie and her husband moved Dillie into their home and began to nurse her back to health. When Dillie was as good as new again, they decided to keep her. While they were at work all day, the couple’s poodle named Lady cared for Dillie. It didn’t take long for Dillie to pick up Lady’s habits and start acting like a dog. Dillie is now their household pet, and she sleeps in the same bed with them at night. They put a GPS collar on Dillie in case she wanders off too far.

Dillie is also just like us! Homegirl feasts on linguine and ice cream for all her meals. And unlike us (well, most days), Dillie’s ass probably explodes into a tidal wave of deer diarrhea at least once a day. Clip of Dillie’s story is below:

Here’s a few pictures of Dillie with her owners and Lady. And if I’m seeing what I think I’m seeing in the first thumbnail below, I won’t be surprised if Dillie and Lady run off to Vermont to get married. Interspecies lezzie love! There’s nothing like it.

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