John Mayer’s continues to make his signature “seizure while orgasming” face in Amsterdam. This is also what it looks like when Hugh Hefner jizzes moth balls. – Lainey Gossip
Um. How about Brooke Hogan instead? – Just Jared
Ashley Green is shoving her nipple in your eye again – Egotastic!
Speaking of Ashley Green shoving a nipple in an eye, it looks like her dog is a victim of that – Hollywood Tuna
Posh’s spokeswhores are working overtime – Holy Moly!
Turtles are kinky (Note: This is not a Russell Simmons post) – Towleroad
Kim Zolciak could learn a thing or twenty from this hot bitch (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Ben Affleck’s Jon Hamm impersonation – Popsugar
This Is News: Katy Perry is on her period – I’m Not Obsessed
Kiefer Sutherland dressed up like a 90s teenage girl for Letterman – Celebitchy
Even Brit Brit thinks she’s special needs – Cityrag
RPattz is not Spider-Man – Socialite Life
The Asian RiRi does it better – Hollywood Rag