You Don’t Say?

January 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Jon Grosselin is the new Richard Heene. At least that’s what Radar is hearing. A few weeks ago, Jon’s cavern of desperation (No, not his asshole. The “other” cavern of desperation) was ransacked by one of his arch rivals.

The NYPD lined up the usual suspects (i.e. Hailey Glassman, Kate Gosselin’s possum head, Dignity, and 99% of the population) and Jon pointed directly at his ex-girlfriend Hailey. Jon believes that Meth Brows is the one since a note, allegedly written by Hailey, was left behind. The note was pinned to Jon’s dresser with a Ginsu knife.

But sources tell Radar that the NYPD swallowed an entire cup of common sense and now believe that Jon himself orchestrated this publicity stunt to keep his corner on the famewhore stroll. The source explained, “The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt. They absolutely think the butcher knife part of it is B.S.

The detectives most likely came to that conclusion after they tested the knife and only found remnants of AXE body lube, Fluff, Ed Hardy’s sperm and hot dog water.

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