Who Is Hot Slut Of 2009: Round 2

January 13, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

You were probably already planning on having a half dozen cupcakes for dinner tonight, and now you can have a 7th thanks to STAINS’ landslide win in the first round of the Hot Slut of the Year pageant. STAINS hypnotized 44% of you to vote for his ass. Actually, he probably hypnotized one of you into voting for him 7,822 times. STAINS powers of persuasion knows no bounds. So who will join STAINS in the final dance-off to the death?! Here are your choices:

July: Maru
August: Vogue Evolution
September: Grace Coddington
October: Abuelita Chocolate
November: Dolores the Nekkid Bear
December: Jersey Shore’s Snooki

Throw your eyeballs to the right side of these words to vote. No, all the way to the right. Keep going, keep going. You know you’re not going to find it if you keep reading this. GO!

The winning slut will be announced this time tomorrow!

Tags: Hot Slut of the Year

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