This morning, I woke up to about a few e-mails proclaiming that the British disaster known as Kerry Katona took a lunar trip. Now when someone says they are “over the moon” it means one of three things: a) They are getting married b) They are having a baby or c) They are having anal sex with Kirstie Alley.
Unfortunately, Kerry Katona did not bump deep fried twinkies with Kirstie. Kerry claimed on a Twitter account that she was pregnant with a precious little coke baby. This is what she wrote:
“We are dead shocked but OVER THE MOON!”
“We are in SHOCK! But looking forward to new baby in 2010!
“Please god, let it be healthy and another boy would even it out! I wouldn’t normally say this early on but we have had a early scan and all looks well! I’m just past 7 weeks! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!”
Thankfully, Child Protective Services does not have to open a division devoted to Kerry Katona, because her rep claims the Twitter page is fake and she is not with child. According to Kerry, she’s been the victim of a hoax. Or has the hoax been a victim of Kerry Katona? It doesn’t matter, but we should all but thankful that April Fool’s Day landed on January 13th this year.
via The Sun