Keep Those Eyes Closed, Mason!

January 13, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Kourtney Kardashian’s tortured baby Mason Dash Dicksick isn’t even a month old and he’s already got a few magazine covers stuffed into his diapers. And in every picture I’ve seen of him, Mason’s got his eyes sealed shut as if he’s just seen Bruce Jenner’s face.

I know you’re probably saying some shit about how all newborns keep their eyes shut, but this is Kourtney Kardashian’s baby we’re talking about. That boy does not want to witness a trainwreck over and over again. Mason only opens one of his eyes to see if the coast is clear so he can make his escape.

When Mason wiggles his ears, Kourtney probably thinks her soothing voice is tickling his lobes. NO BITCH, he’s just trying to find a way to close his ear holes too.

And is it just me, or does Kourtney have 5 o’clock Khloe face on that cover?

Source: Life & Style via Cover Awards

Tags: BABIES!!!, Duggars, The Other Two Kardashians

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