On last night’s Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the show to whore out her new book on relationships and dating. That’s another joke for another day. In the book, JLove writes about how she decorated her vagina with crystals after a break-up. Yes, bitch gave herself an Edward Cullen creampie!
JLove loves her disco ball pussy so much that she thinks all women should look like Glamberace directly blew an air kiss into their coochie.
Is nothing sacred anymore?! There’s already a pussy dye out to make your labia toddler pink again, and now JLove wants you to throw some rhinestones on it?! FOR WHY?! Is JLove’s vagina going to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars? Seriously, unless you’re planning on entering your pussy into a child beauty pageant or RuPaul’s Drag Race, there’s no reason for you to vagazzle your business.
That being said, I must excuse myself, because my no-no has an intimate date with a BeDazzler.