Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

January 13, 2010 / Posted by:

It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and blow until he can face the world. But a word of advice to our fresh star – people know, and they are watching, and they are offering money to those around you, some friendly, some unfriendly, to catch you in a compromising position. So be careful who you trust. Fortunately, for your sake, so far they’ve refused to sell you out. But everyone has a price. People with children and mortgages have a price. And eventually someone will cave. And if you’re still hiding out in the toilet and rubbing your nose in it, suffice to say that photo can set them up for life. Careful now. (Lainey Gossip)

This sounds like RPattz, but I think the unicorns who frolic through his magic forest hair are the ones snorting the bad shit in the bathroom. RPattz is just their enabler.

This out of control funny man B list movie actor is engaged to be married to a celebrity. What his fiancee’ doesn’t know though is that our funnyman actor got married about two years ago when he was drunk in Vegas. He kept meaning to get it annulled but never did. Meanwhile since it happened he has lost track of the woman he married that night. His people are searching frantically for her so they can get the marriage annulled before his fiancee’ finds out about it and before he gets married to her. (CDAN)

Russell Brand? And if this was a romantic comedy starring Russell Brand his missing wife would turn out to be Katy Perry’s best friend played by Kate Hudson.

If this is true, it’s just plain crazy. We hear that this ‘married couple’ is involved in more of a business arrangement than a romance. It’s not that unusual, since people have been using marriage for many things throughout history. We just think it’s sad there are actual transactions involved here – the monetary kind, trust us, not the sexual kind. One of the partners is paying the other a hefty stipend as an incentive to stay hitched. The receiving partner needs the money because of a drug habit and gambling issues and the other is inclined to give it to fight off rumors of sexuality/bad past/unattractiveness. Both in the relationship are celebrities, both have been up against speculation, and both are all about the PR to keep the ball rolling on their different needs being fulfilled by the marriage. Not Katie and Tom. (BuzzFoto)

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban? Or Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith? Or Fuggie and Josh Duhamel?

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