Horsey Montag got 10 plastic surgeries in 1 day to look like a transsexual burn victim. Horsey forgot to do one more surgery: get her fucking mouth sewn shut – Just Jared
Add this one to the pile: RiRi is topless again – Egotastic!
Posh’s face is scaring America – Holy Moly!
The Photoshop Awards: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Emporio Armani panty ads – Towleroad
It was very green of Cheryl Cole to re-purpose one of Oksana Baiul’s Ice Capades’ costumes – Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo makes a MeganFoxface for IN New York – Popoholic
Penny and Javier’s synchronized ass grab – Popsugar
Tiger Woods’ penis is talking to a therapist in rehab – Celebitchy
Avatar is making people depressed. And not because they realized they spent $20 to watch Fern Gully performed by overgrown Smurfs – I’m Not Obsessed
Delusional: JLo still is – Hollywood Rag
Billy Goat Brad and St. Angie ruined Zahara’s birthday – Popbytes
Dr. Drew was a cokehead once – ICYDK
If you ever need a loan (Gary Coleman, this one goes to you), ask one of these couples – Cityrag
YES! Keanu Reeves bathed himself and got down with a razor – SOW
And let’s all take a few seconds out from pointing and laughing at dumb celebwhores to donate our weekly Happy Hour money (or more) to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. You can text the word HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross. If that’s not going to work for you, here’s a list of organizations you can donate to.