Afternoon Crumbs

January 13, 2010 / Posted by:

Horsey Montag got 10 plastic surgeries in 1 day to look like a transsexual burn victim. Horsey forgot to do one more surgery: get her fucking mouth sewn shut – Just Jared

Add this one to the pile: RiRi is topless again – Egotastic!

Posh’s face is scaring America – Holy Moly!

The Photoshop Awards: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Emporio Armani panty ads – Towleroad

It was very green of Cheryl Cole to re-purpose one of Oksana Baiul’s Ice Capades’ costumes – Hollywood Tuna

ScarJo makes a MeganFoxface for IN New YorkPopoholic

DeAnna Pappas is still whoring for clicks (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

John Mayer is trying to make the Brits laugh. It’s not happening. – Lainey Gossip

Penny and Javier’s synchronized ass grab – Popsugar

Tiger Woods’ penis is talking to a therapist in rehab – Celebitchy

Avatar is making people depressed. And not because they realized they spent $20 to watch Fern Gully performed by overgrown Smurfs – I’m Not Obsessed

Delusional: JLo still is – Hollywood Rag

Billy Goat Brad and St. Angie ruined Zahara’s birthday – Popbytes

Dr. Drew was a cokehead once – ICYDK

If you ever need a loan (Gary Coleman, this one goes to you), ask one of these couples – Cityrag

YES! Keanu Reeves bathed himself and got down with a razor – SOW

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