Who Is Hot Slut Of 2009: Round 1

January 12, 2010 / Posted by:

The moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived! NO, I’m not retiring just yet. I’m still waiting for In ‘N Out to open up their own age-restricted community. Anyway, the OTHER moment you’ve been waiting for has finally arrived. It’s time for the Hot Slut of 2009 showdown spectacular. This is when all of our old friends gather together to battle it out for the title of Hot Slut of the Year.

This is how it’s going to work:
Today and Tomorrow: Round 1 voting
Tomorrow: Round 1 winner announced, Round 2 voting begins
Thursday: Round 2 winner announced, Wild Card (featuring Hot Sluts of the Week who never made it to Hot Slut of the Month) voting begins
Friday: Final round voting begins
Monday: THE SLUTTIEST SLUT IS CROWNED!

I know. It’s confusing and long. It’s like waiting for a cokehead to shoot his load. So we should whip it out and get to it. Here are your Round 1 choices:

January: STAINS
February: Clara Cannucciari
March: UGGS the Cat
April: Susan Boyle
May: Kate Gosselin’s Possum Head
June: Quween on the Scene

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Happy Voting!

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