Everyone is giving birth a baby this week!!!! Everyone! BABIES!! and vaginas are having the busiest week ever. If you’ve got a vagina, you better tap down there to make sure there’s not a baby head poking out. It might be an “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant“ week. Anyway, Joey Fatone and his wife Kelly have joined zillion others in welcoming a brand new baby friend into their party.
Joey tells People that his wife Kelly gave birth to their second daughter last night in Orlando, FL. Their new daughter weighed in at 5 lbs., 8 oz. Basically, Joey’s new daughter weighs as much as one of his earlobes. Now on to the name since that’s all we care about. We’re hongray pigeons and celebrity baby names are a bag of bread crumbs.
Joey and Kelly named their daughter Kloey Alexandra Fatone. In case you’re trying out a new kind of weed tonight, Kloey is a combination of Joey and Kelly’s names. You know, part of me thinks that’s kind of sweet. But that part of me also gets weepy when fucking Stepmom comes on TV, so we don’t listen to that bitch. The better part of me thinks they should’ve named her Jelly instead.