From Posh To Pish

January 12, 2010 / Posted by:

Because Emporio Armani really wanted to tap into their lot lizard demographic, they replaced Posh Beckham with hooker of many words Megan Fox. Here’s Megan in her first campaign for Armani making fancy ladythings look like something a yeasty motel prostitute with chaffed nipples might sift through in the “$1 for 1lb” bin at the Salvation Army.

Hey, Megan is the one that opened up the doors of hate with that picture above. I mean, it looks like the legendary Marilyn Monroe is kissing her ass. Marilyn Monroe kissing Megan Fox’s ass! THE FUCK?!

No, no, no, we’re not going live in that world. Let’s just tell ourselves that Megan Fox’s Marilyn tattoo is actually a tattoo of Bobby Trendy dressed in drag as Anna Nicole Smith. Yeah, that’s better. I’m trying to see the world through Cousin Shelly’s eyes.

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