Would You Let Him Grope You In His Mother’s Bathroom?

January 11, 2010 / Posted by:

This picture of Ryan, the son of Tamra from The Really Plastic HoWives of Orange County, really has me scratching my life ring in confusion. I don’t know whether to reach for my rape whistle, or reach for the Lubriderm (I’m out of lube). I’m leaning towards the former since Ryan’s eyes still make me feel like I need to call the teen crisis hotline and ask for Brenda Walsh.

Here’s another picture of Ryan, courtesy of Guys with iPhones, looking like the freshest pussycat in the prison yard.

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