Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 11, 2010 / Posted by:

Carmen Lomana – Spanish socialite, an icon to evil bitches everywhere and the premiere cuntress of Spain!

England has Heather Mills, America has Bill O’Reilly, and Spain has Carmen Lomana! We all need a town cunt that we can throw eggs at when they walk down the street, and Carmen is THE ONE in Spain. I’ll let Dlisted reader Mr. Ramos paint Carmen’s portrait for you:

Introducing PETA’s enemy and self-proclaimed gay icon: Sra. Carmen Lomana, Spain’s most controversial milliotard EVAH!! Imagine if a scientist took gene samples of Paris, Nicky, Kim, Brittany Gastineau and Brook Hogan, erased the retarded gene out of the blueprint but left the fabulously cunty, gold digging ones. Add the body of a 50 something year old who has her Plastic Surgeon on speed dial, and VOILA… Hot slut of the month and possibly year 2010.

Why does Carmen deserve her own Spanish postal stamp with the words “THAT BITCH” underneath it? Well, because Carmen is the philosopher of such cunt-covered gems as: “Poor people don’t know what it’s like to be poor, because they are already poor” and “If it’s okay to eat chickens raised in a farm, why isn’t it okay to wear mink raised in a farm“.

Recently, Carmen said that she doesn’t like the gay pride parade, because everyone marches around with “furious vindication.” Yes, Carmen is an equal-opportunity hater.

Heather, Bill, and Carmen should get together and form the United Nations of Cunts.

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