The America’s Got Talent set will now have a sanitizing station at every corner and contestants will have to marinate in a bath of hot vinegar before taking the stage, because Howie Mandel is going to be the newest judge! Last week, The Hoff announced that he was triple X-ing himself off the show to go and do his own thing (aka have a threesome with a cheeseburger and a bottle of Jack).
Yesterday, NBC confirmed that after several OCDers from A&E’s Obsessed thoroughly disinfect The Hoff’s old chair and button, Howie will settle into his place beginning this summer. Sharon Osbourne and Piers Morgan will also be back as judges.
I’d high-five Howie, but that would probably cause him to chew his own hand off. On second thought, let’s all high-five him anyway, because watching him chew his own hand off sounds pretty fucking entertaining. Now that’s TALENT! No X from me.