Fanny’s Got What You Need

January 11, 2010 / Posted by:

RiRi and Gollumina can cover up their bikini bodies with a Snuggie towel, because Fantasia has arrived to summon the panty pudding with her piping hot corn cake thighs and marbled pork chops. Actually, by the looks of Fanny’s bikini briefs, she’s the one brewing the panty pudding in these pictures. I’m thinking caramel with a swirl of amaretto and a sprinkling of walnuts.

Fanny is in Barbados to perform at a musical festival, and she’s also there to celebrate the premiere of her Vh1 reality show which starts tonight. I really hope that after her show, Vh1 airs Fanny’s Paypal information, because we all need to drop a quarter in her cup so she can go and get those tattoos filled in. Bitch’s skin looks like an unfinished coloring book with water damage.

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