Becks’ Personal Jesus

January 11, 2010 / Posted by:

At an AC Milan vs. Juventus game in Turin, Italy yesterday, Becks ripped off his shirt and revealed a new tattoo of Jesus hanging out on his torso. The tattoo is apparently a copy of Matthew BrooksThe Man of Sorrows painting.

You know, I’m all for Jesus hanging out on Becks’ torso, but just imagine going down on Becks. I mean, you’re on your knees, licking on Becks’ peen when you look up and see Jesus staring down at you? What do you do? Do you wait for Jesus to hold up a score card so you know how you’re doing? Or do you let the Catholic guilt get to you and silently weep on Becks’ peen (Note: Halting the blow job is not an option)? As if sucking dick wasn’t pressure enough!

Here’s more of Becks’ Jesus tattoo along with pictures of Becks motorboating one of his teammates and pantsing himself on the field. Because even Becks can’t resist pantsing Becks.

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