Afternoon Crumbs

Dear Miley, if you’re going to borrow Noah’s shirt without asking, the least you can do is not wear it backwards (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Amanda Seyfried nekkid and doing lesbian stuff with Julianne Moore – Egotastic!

Blake Lively celebrating No Pants Day on the cover of Esquire – Popsugar

Fridy Night Lights will be Kitsch-less next season – Lainey Gossip

Somebody is marrying AJ McLean – Just Jared

Somebody is marrying Derek Jeter – Hollywood Tuna

Somebody is marrying Michael Buble – Socialite Life

Somebody is marrying Lindsay Lohan. Naw, but that bitch is getting sued – Holy Moly!

Obama has disappointed Sue Sylvester – Towleroad

Natasha Lyonne’s father is crazier than she is – Hollywood Rag

The original infinityhead is back – Popbytes

Twitter titties – Cityrag

But more importantly, what does Mel Gibson’s beaver think? – Celebitchy

DURR. – ICYDK

Nicole Scherzingwhatever broke up with Lewis Hamilton after she found out he’s actually 8-years-old – I’m Not Obsessed

I guess Dance Your Ass Off cut their catering budget – SOW