The Lucite Belle Of The Porn Ball

January 10, 2010 / Posted by:

The AVN Awards, which is the Oscars but with less STDs and more elegance, was held in Las Vegas last night, and of course the Empress of Lucite was the glistening load everybody bathed in. Shauna won several awards including: Best Performance by an Angel in a Staged Sex Tape That Was Leaked On Purpose, Best Performance by a Lucite Heel, Best Religious Experience and Best Horror Movie.

While the other porn starlets wore custom-made gowns from the Flirt Catalog, Shauna kept it real in vintage Fredrick’s of Hollywood. And by “vintage,” I mean it had a few cum stains on the crotch.

The Empress wasn’t going to even bother putting on a dress. Clothes would have gotten in the way when she found herself in a men’s room stall with a strange dude at the end of the night. When Shauna pulled the purple string off one of her ankles, her elegant ensemble came off and an already lubed up condom fell out of her vag.

Here’s more freshwater pearls from last night’s AVNs including: April Flores, Dave Navarro, Lisa Ann, Ron Jeremy, Sasha Grey, a ginge beauty in JLo’s old Grammy dress, and Margaret Cho.

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