UPDATE: Image removed per request from Van’s label. Boo
No, this is not my friend Armando dressed in drag as Eliot Spitzer’s main madam. Also, that’s not an all-grown up Chucky Doll next to her. But now I know what my Halloween costume is going to be this year!!! Anyway, this is supposedly Van Morrison with 42-year-old Gigi Lee. Gigi is the woman (make your own quotation marks here) who was named as the mother to Van Morrison’s newborn baby son.
About a week ago, a message went up on Van’s website announcing that his 64-year-old ass fathered a son with Gigi Lee. The next day, Van claimed that a hacker put up the fake message and he was not a new father. Van went on to say that he had never met this Gigi Lee trick and he is happily married to his wife Michelle. Well, the Daily Mail isn’t going to let Van slip away so easily. According to them, Van knows Gigi Lee very well. In fact, sources say Gigi is the director of 14 of his companies. YES, Gigi is a serious business woman. Isn’t it wonderful that we live in an age where serious business women have faces like a deflated Julie Masking and hair like bleached curly fries? It’s good to be alive.
Gigi’s friends tell the Daily Mail that the two met back in 1998. Since then, Gigi has been bragging to friends about how she’s been carrying on an affair of love with Van. Gigi’s friends also added that Gigi recently moved into a fancy townhouse where she’s planning to raise Baby Van.
So Van says he does not have a baby with Gigi, and the Daily Mail says he does have a baby with Gigi. I don’t know what to believe! However, I won’t be surprised if I read on my RSS feed tomorrow morning: PETE BURNS arrested for stealing a blonde wig, a Benjamin Button’s prop baby from Warner Bros. storage closet, and a drivers license belonging to one Gigi Lee.